The Situation from "Jersey Shore" was actually allowed to place the hottest woman on the planet, Bar Refaeli, on his shoulders during a recent photo shoot for Interview Magazine ... while they were both wearing next to nothing.
This is the Universe laughing at me, you, and every other decent human being on the planet, just rubbing in the fact that life is beyond unfair. I need to go lie down.
ANOTHER PiC after the break...