If you've been vacationing on Mars over the past fortnight, you may not have heard of 50 Shades Of Grey. For the uninitiated: it's now officially the fastest selling book OF ALL TIME.
Here's some other news for you: it's totally crap. Imagine your girlfriend's shitty Jackie Collins novel with a bit of S&M thrown in for good measure, and you're about there.
Nonetheless, the chances are that if you have a girlfriend, or any female friends, right now they're frothing over the literotic sensation.
Fear not, though: now's your chance to get back at them. Rather than wasting your day reading a second rate novel about spanking, where you'll find a guide to the 34 books you need to be reading on your summer hols.
The best thing about this feature? It's presented by the unbelievably fit Seren and Hannah.
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